Remember when I said I was the last of the B1 battle droids? Well…that might not have been completely true. See, I’ve heard whispers of a heavily modified B1 battle droid rebuilt by a young boy on an Outer Rim planet called Akiva. Known as Mister Bones, the droid was supposedly altered to be more than a typical B1, thanks to his arm-mounted vibroblade, his telescoping eye, the skeletons of deceased animals that he adorned himself with…oh, and his insatiable bloodlust.

Fortunately for his young master, Bones was said to be exceptionally loyal. Unfortunately for everyone else, however, Bones was also said to be more than glad to do whatever it took–no matter how grisly–in order to protect the boy. Or, sometimes, just for fun.

I’ve heard that Mister Bones may have sacrificed his own life to save his master on the field of battle. If that’s true, perhaps there really was some good in this guy after all…somewhere beneath all the gratuitous violence…

R0-GR, “Roger” on Mister Bones in Star Wars: Droidography